Further Adventures In George-Land

So ya'll know my pal George. He's the one that cut me up during our last visit to George-Land (The Infamous Quince Incident). Yeah. He's pretty cool. Anyways, yesterday we were having a conversation. Well, actually, it was more like him talking and me not really paying attention because I was busy updating my blog - but he was very entertaining in the in-betweeny time when I was trying to think up what to write. Anywho, I thought that I would share some of the highlights of George-Land with you, so here goes:

[11:36:19 PM] George: so my dumbbell broke
[11:36:47 PM] George: rendering the matching dumbbell useless
[11:37:38 PM] George: and completely ruining a potentially great workout
[11:40:00 PM] George: it would be sort of like if you were playing with your Barbies and it was going great and suddenly her hair came off
[11:40:42 PM] George: as toy Ken was stroking it
[11:41:30 PM] D : www.: OH MY GOSH!
[11:41:34 PM] D : www.: that'd be horrible
[11:41:39 PM] D : www.: i would cry
[11:41:40 PM] D : www.: did you cry?
[11:41:50 PM] George: !!
[11:41:52 PM] George: almost
[11:42:58 PM] D : www.: wow. i'm so sorry george
[11:43:08 PM] D : www.: and i'm also glad you used that analogy to bring the pain of the experience to life for me

EDIT

[11:44:19 PM] D : www.: i'll buy you a new barbie
[11:44:22 PM] D : www.: i mean dumbell
[11:44:52 PM] George: barbie's a loser
[11:45:10 PM] George: oprah gave some fatty a house today
[11:45:32 PM] George: i was like wtf? why does she deserve a house and not me?
[11:49:38 PM] D : www.: because she's fat
[11:49:57 PM] George: i am too though
[11:50:20 PM] George: actually at first she just gave all of the fatty's kids all these toys
[11:50:49 PM] George: and then she's all 'well, I was thinking how are you going to fit all of those toys into that little apartment?'
[11:50:58 PM] George: uh here's an idea.. give them less toys?
[11:51:16 PM] George: maybe some cash for food instead
[11:55:13 PM] D : www.: lol
[11:55:16 PM] D : www.: you are so brilliant

This is the part where I started thinking that perhaps George should audition to be the next Oprah. He'd be Oprah -- with a twist. Like give all the fatty's kids toys, and then be like "I wonder where all those new toys are going to fit--- WHY DON'T YOU EAT THEM LIKE YOU EAT EVERYTHING ELSE, FATTY?!!?!" I could totally see him doing that... anyways...

I cut out a whole portion of the convo because it was a discussion about alligators or something -- not exciting, but this, on the other hand:
[12:02:32 AM] George: did you see the hag that knocked off Jennings on Jeopardy?
[12:03:05 AM] D : www.: no. but i'm glad he FINALLY got knocked off
[12:03:30 AM] George: really, why?
[12:03:59 AM] D : www.: because he won too much money
[12:04:16 AM] George: oh.. s'up commie.
[12:04:26 AM] D : www.: hahahahaa
[12:04:59 AM] George: let's have some borsch
[12:05:30 AM] George: that's cabbage soup.. i think
[12:05:42 AM] D : www.: i don't know what borsch is
[12:05:45 AM] D : www.: i think it's jewish
[12:05:48 AM] D : www.: jews aren't commies
[12:07:51 AM] George: naw, Russian
[12:08:12 AM] D : www.: you know, there are such things as russian jews?
[12:08:32 AM] George: did i argue that?
[12:08:40 AM] D: www.: no. i'm just saying we could both be right
[12:09:16 AM] George: but you're saying that it's exclusive to russian jews?
[12:09:42 AM] D : www.: uh..... i'm saying it's exclusive to any
jews. you're making it more exclusive by saying they must be russian
[12:10:03 AM] George: ah, well then I believe that you're greatly mistaken
[12:10:33 AM] D : www.: i believe your mom was greatly mistaken when she decided to keep you

OOOOH SNAP SNAP SNAP! (If I do say so myself... and I do...

[12:11:22 AM] George: i believe you suck
[12:11:24 AM] George: zing!
[12:11:43 AM] D : www.: i think my zinger was more zingy
[12:11:47 AM] D: www.: and you can't even argue that
[12:11:57 AM] D : www.: at least not legitimately
[12:12:31 AM] George: you're such a borsch lover

WHAAAAA?

[12:12:52 AM] D : www.: gosh, what's with the insults tonight?
[12:13:08 AM] D : www.: i realize the barbell thing was traumatic for you... but come off it
[12:13:25 AM] George: it was a dumbbell

HAHAHAHAHAA

[12:13:39 AM] D : www.: you're a DUMBbell
[12:15:02 AM] George: listen, just admit that i'm right on the borsch
[12:15:28 AM] D : www.: i can't. i haven't done any research and have nothing but your word to go on
[12:15:42 AM] D : www.: and frankly... i'm a little concerned about YOUR sources
[12:15:49 AM] D : www.: i mean... who watches oprah?
[12:16:24 AM] George: i'm *telling* you that i'm right, i would never lead you wrong
[12:16:53 AM] D : www.: BOYS LIE
[12:17:32 AM] George: nah
[12:17:55 AM] D : www.: that's a lie right in itself
[12:18:51 AM] George: well, I mean, of course everybody lies sometimes.. you just have to know who can trust with borsch knowledge and who you can't
[12:18:58 AM] George: *you
[12:19:40 AM] D : www.: i know you're a produce guy and
everything, but i'm kinda iffy about your knowledge of the origins of borsch
[12:20:39 AM] George: iknow about everything.. i'm like that dude on jeopardy only minus 2.5 million dollars

I'm warning you: If you don't think it's already gone downhill - it TOTALLY goes downhill from here:

MAJOR EDIT

[12:46:03 AM] D : www.: i love godiva chocolate
[12:46:52 AM] George: then maybe you should marry it
[12:47:11 AM] D : www.: no. i'm marrying you
[12:48:17 AM] George: ok, but Godiva chocolate's not invited
[12:48:18 AM] D : www.: gosh, that's so typical of boys. you tell them you'll marry them and they don't say anything for five years

NOTE: by five years, I mean one minute.

EDIT

[12:55:27 AM] D: www.: oh george. i must go to bed
[12:55:55 AM] George: alrighty
[12:56:10 AM] George: good night =)
[12:56:24 AM] D : www.: i shall think of you often and miss you lots
[12:56:40 AM] George: aww @ that.. bye

It totally rocks when I don't have to try for my blog updates... Maybe I should just get George to update this thing directly... it would save me some time...

Well, I'm out!