100 Facts About Me
1. I don't really have a butt at all. I mean, I do, but it's really flat.
2. My least favourite bit about myself are my legs. And my tummy. And I also don't like how hard it is for me to motivate myself to do stuff for school.
3. If I had to spend the rest of my life eating one food, I'd pick spaghetti the way my aunt makes it.
4. My mom had me at age 23. I don't plan on having children until I'm at least 25.
5. I want 2-3 kids, and I want at least one boy and one girl if I have three, but if I have two, then I want them to both be girls. There's just something really special about sisterhood.
6. I don't really think ahead. Like, I didn't think ahead when planning my party this weekend that it was Easter Weekend and that my mom would probably have silly ideas about me staying home and eating fish or something... I hope it somehow works out...
7. Old people really like me. And try to set me up with their grandsons a lot.
8. I have one younger sister. She's 14 (going on 15 in May)
9. She wears too much eye makeup. And listens to a lot of angry music.
10. My dad likes listening to the car radio at a barely audible level. It's REALLY annoying.
11. My mom repeats herself a lot. (She's a grade 2 teacher. I think she thinks we're 7)
12. My grandpa, the one in Serbia, buys ice cream bars for me and my sister.
13. And my other grandpa, the one in Brampton, gives us chocolate bars.
14. My grandma, the one in Serbia, watches Spanish soaps with me in the summertime. They run from 8-9pm, then I get ready to go out for the night. Then she tells me how pretty I am. Boosts my ego.
15. My other grandma, the one in Brampton, makes really good cake and panzerottos, and she lets me ride her bike when my cousins wanna go for bike rides. It's pretty happening... It has a basket in the front that you can carry stuff in. Sweet ride... No, I've never taken off of any sweet jumps on it.
16. Most of my friends don't make much sense. They say things like "Your mom" at the most inopportune moments. And they say things like "When everyone likes you, no one likes you" in weird attempts to be deep, but you're just like, WTF?
17. One of my friends once said "Timing is everything. It's like 'Location Location Location' in real estate. Except replace 'location' with 'timing'". WTF?
18. I took note of it in my journal because it made so little sense.
19. I still bring it up sometimes and make fun of her for it. I love the movie "Napoleon Dynamite".
20. My other friend, her accent changes when she talks to her parents on the phone. And one time, she did a demonstration of her knocking back drinks, and she made this really weird sound 'ugh ugh kugh'. Me and Pauly are yet to let that one go...
21. In case you're wondering, the friend that did that was Zeebs. Haha.
22. People tell me I'm mean all the time.
23. Most of my friends tell me that they found me intimidating when they first met me.
24. I think it has something to do with my height. And my loudness. Because most of my friends are either my height or shorter. And none of them are as loud. Except for Zeebs. And Pauly when he's drunk...
25. Omar can't tell a joke. He's going to get through life on his looks.
26. I couldn't be friends with sissies who couldn't take a mean (read: truthful) comment.
27. It's really important to me that the guy I marry has the same outlook as me on the important things - religion, political leaning, the upbringing of children, how to spend money, who does the chores (him). Stuff like that matters.
28. I refuse to marry a guy who won't cook, do dishes and laundry, and vacuum.
29. I want to see the world. But not the prairie provinces. I couldn't care less about wheat-fields.
30. I think everyone should read "The Little Prince" by Antoine de Saint-Exupery
31. My room is painted blue.
32. I love music. I took piano lessons for roughly nine years, and played the violin for roughly six. When I go visit the family in Brampton, my cousins play piano for us, and we all sing. Occasionally, my grandma and grandpa will come down, and grandpa will play the piano while grandma sings. My grandma is possibly one of the most talented people I've ever heard.
33. I met a smart, opinionated guy the other day. Those are hard to come by. You'll get opinionated stupid guys. And you'll get smart un-opinionated guys, but a combo is a hard find. So it was exciting to find one. I felt giddy for the rest of the day.
34. I think it's important to question everything and read between the lines. Look at context. Analyze the situation.
35. I'm doing a Specialist in Psychology. I'll be done in two years.
36. After that, I'm either going for a Masters, or I'm off to Teacher's College. I haven't decided yet.
37. I hate being stuck on an airplane for 9 hours when I go away in the summers. Last time, it wasn't so bad 'cause we met some cool guys on the plane and they kept us laughing - but usually there's just way too much sitting involved.
38. This summer will be the first in 15 years that I'll be visiting the Adriatic seaside. I'm very excited.
39. I have a really hard time getting my brain to work when I'm in the proximity of a guy I'm interested in.
40. I'm saving up money so Nelly and I can go to Cuba next Christmas/Reading Week break. So far, I'm 25% there.
41. My sister is REALLY witty.
42. I pushed my friend's younger brother into a bush once, shouting "Shut up, bush boy!". We've called him Bushboy ever since.
43. I *really* like guys that have well-defined abs, although it's not a prerequisite. (i.e. I could and have liked guys who didn't meet that requirement. It's just a nice bonus.)
44. I like boys in boxers, not briefs.
45. I prefer witty guys who can keep me laughing and thinking. That's a definite prerequisite and can usually make up for other stuff they're missing.
46. I think it's hot when guys are gentlemen.
47. I had a KFC Twister almost 2 weeks ago now, and I've been craving one ever since. I think they put something in those things.
48. Well they obviously put *something* in them. I meant something illicit. And addicting.
49. I went to the Exit Music Festival in 2003. Hottest three nights of my life.
50. I'd love to go again.
51. I've never crushed on a guy as badly as I did on B.W. in grade 8.
52. The only 2 Serbian guys I ever dated turned out to be total busts.
53. I have dated a black guy, and it's not true that once you go black you never go back.
54. This list thing is way harder then I thought it'd be.
55. My closet doors are covered in picture collages from summers past.
56. The space above my bed is covered in a picture collage of my high school years.
57. The space above my desk is covered in a picture collage of my week in Cuba last year.
58. I have framed pictures of me with all of my cousins, me and Zeebs, and me and Nelly. I have a baseball that Pauly gave me back in grade 9 or 10.
59. I have the graduation puppy that Nelly gave me when I finished high school, the monkey my sister got me from the ROM, the gorilla I got for Valentine's Day this year, and a ROSI mascot dude sitting on my shelves.
60. I have outfits in my closet that are absolutely adorable that I never ever wear.
61. I like Milwaukee's.
62. I know a male model. :D
63. One time... at band camp...
64. I never actually went to band camp. But my bus has caught on fire before.
65. One time, at Albion Hills, Tim ran into a bird feeder hanging from a tree. It was hilarious.
66. I've had a football and a snowball thrown at my head by the same person in one year... I don't think he likes me too much...
67. One time our football got ran over by a bus. It made a loud sound when it did.
68. The guys I hang out with at school tend to say things like "Dunja, eating again?" and "Dunja, always eating..." and "Dunja, you're so fat" every time they see me eating...
69. Omar and Woo call me Poonja.
70. Omar's real name is Poomar. And Woo's name is funny enough as it is.
71. I like "Pick & Chus" at Cloverdale Mall. I have a hard time walking by it without buying food.
72. If I were a guy or a lesbian, I'd do me.
73. If I didn't have access to the internet on a daily basis, I'd probably go mental. Most of my procrastination tools are on the internet. Various forums, chat programs, and blogs keep me occupied on a daily basis.
74. My mom will be home soon and she's going to yell at me for not cleaning the kitchen (or doing anything for that matter) all day.
75. What she doesn't know is that I woke up at 2pm today. My entire day/night thing is completely off and has been for about a month now.
76. I own three pairs of jeans that I never wear.
77. I'm rarely wrong.
78. I met this Turkish guy on Monday. He seems interesting.
79. I don't like the way I look in pictures.
80. I can't believe I took a day off work to do this.
81. People who bug me *will* hear about it.
82. I'm a firm believer that all it takes for evil to prevail is for good women to sit by and do nothing.
83. I think people should be given a chance. Unfortunately, sometimes I don't follow my own advice.
84. I'm definitely coming out of my "shallow" phase though. So that's good.
85. I can fold my tongue in the shape of a clover leaf.
86. I suck at most card games.
87. I'm not a sore winner. But I don't like losing.
88. I run into things a lot.
89. I run into people I know a lot.
90. I'm not exceptionally good at anything. Except for doing an average job on things last minute. I'm good at that.
91. I don't talk to 99% of the people I knew in high school anymore.
92. This guy, who later became my stand partner in symphony, farted during a math test once. I was the first to laugh.
93. We were pretty good friends after that.
94. I know more guys than girls. And I hang out with guys more often. (Logically.)
95. The girls I do know though, rock.
96. I like to let loose and dance when I go out.
97. I like to let loose and dance when I don't go out. (Usually in my room.)
98. I spent a summer working at Harvey's. It was fun 'cause Zeebs worked nearby, and so did her boyfriend, and so did Christina (who we were all still friends with at the time.) Haha. Aaron was in love with her... or so we said...
99. I only know one rich person. And he doesn't have nearly as many parties as he should in his bigass house.
100. I've known a guy who's head was too big for his body. He's probably the only person I miss talking to from high school. If I saw him on the street, I'd say hi. I might even ask him if he wanted to hang out. Then I'd ask him if he's ever fallen over on account of his head being too big for his body. I think he was an alright guy. People just didn't get him.
This post inspired by Rosey.
2. My least favourite bit about myself are my legs. And my tummy. And I also don't like how hard it is for me to motivate myself to do stuff for school.
3. If I had to spend the rest of my life eating one food, I'd pick spaghetti the way my aunt makes it.
4. My mom had me at age 23. I don't plan on having children until I'm at least 25.
5. I want 2-3 kids, and I want at least one boy and one girl if I have three, but if I have two, then I want them to both be girls. There's just something really special about sisterhood.
6. I don't really think ahead. Like, I didn't think ahead when planning my party this weekend that it was Easter Weekend and that my mom would probably have silly ideas about me staying home and eating fish or something... I hope it somehow works out...
7. Old people really like me. And try to set me up with their grandsons a lot.
8. I have one younger sister. She's 14 (going on 15 in May)
9. She wears too much eye makeup. And listens to a lot of angry music.
10. My dad likes listening to the car radio at a barely audible level. It's REALLY annoying.
11. My mom repeats herself a lot. (She's a grade 2 teacher. I think she thinks we're 7)
12. My grandpa, the one in Serbia, buys ice cream bars for me and my sister.
13. And my other grandpa, the one in Brampton, gives us chocolate bars.
14. My grandma, the one in Serbia, watches Spanish soaps with me in the summertime. They run from 8-9pm, then I get ready to go out for the night. Then she tells me how pretty I am. Boosts my ego.
15. My other grandma, the one in Brampton, makes really good cake and panzerottos, and she lets me ride her bike when my cousins wanna go for bike rides. It's pretty happening... It has a basket in the front that you can carry stuff in. Sweet ride... No, I've never taken off of any sweet jumps on it.
16. Most of my friends don't make much sense. They say things like "Your mom" at the most inopportune moments. And they say things like "When everyone likes you, no one likes you" in weird attempts to be deep, but you're just like, WTF?
17. One of my friends once said "Timing is everything. It's like 'Location Location Location' in real estate. Except replace 'location' with 'timing'". WTF?
18. I took note of it in my journal because it made so little sense.
19. I still bring it up sometimes and make fun of her for it. I love the movie "Napoleon Dynamite".
20. My other friend, her accent changes when she talks to her parents on the phone. And one time, she did a demonstration of her knocking back drinks, and she made this really weird sound 'ugh ugh kugh'. Me and Pauly are yet to let that one go...
21. In case you're wondering, the friend that did that was Zeebs. Haha.
22. People tell me I'm mean all the time.
23. Most of my friends tell me that they found me intimidating when they first met me.
24. I think it has something to do with my height. And my loudness. Because most of my friends are either my height or shorter. And none of them are as loud. Except for Zeebs. And Pauly when he's drunk...
25. Omar can't tell a joke. He's going to get through life on his looks.
26. I couldn't be friends with sissies who couldn't take a mean (read: truthful) comment.
27. It's really important to me that the guy I marry has the same outlook as me on the important things - religion, political leaning, the upbringing of children, how to spend money, who does the chores (him). Stuff like that matters.
28. I refuse to marry a guy who won't cook, do dishes and laundry, and vacuum.
29. I want to see the world. But not the prairie provinces. I couldn't care less about wheat-fields.
30. I think everyone should read "The Little Prince" by Antoine de Saint-Exupery
31. My room is painted blue.
32. I love music. I took piano lessons for roughly nine years, and played the violin for roughly six. When I go visit the family in Brampton, my cousins play piano for us, and we all sing. Occasionally, my grandma and grandpa will come down, and grandpa will play the piano while grandma sings. My grandma is possibly one of the most talented people I've ever heard.
33. I met a smart, opinionated guy the other day. Those are hard to come by. You'll get opinionated stupid guys. And you'll get smart un-opinionated guys, but a combo is a hard find. So it was exciting to find one. I felt giddy for the rest of the day.
34. I think it's important to question everything and read between the lines. Look at context. Analyze the situation.
35. I'm doing a Specialist in Psychology. I'll be done in two years.
36. After that, I'm either going for a Masters, or I'm off to Teacher's College. I haven't decided yet.
37. I hate being stuck on an airplane for 9 hours when I go away in the summers. Last time, it wasn't so bad 'cause we met some cool guys on the plane and they kept us laughing - but usually there's just way too much sitting involved.
38. This summer will be the first in 15 years that I'll be visiting the Adriatic seaside. I'm very excited.
39. I have a really hard time getting my brain to work when I'm in the proximity of a guy I'm interested in.
40. I'm saving up money so Nelly and I can go to Cuba next Christmas/Reading Week break. So far, I'm 25% there.
41. My sister is REALLY witty.
42. I pushed my friend's younger brother into a bush once, shouting "Shut up, bush boy!". We've called him Bushboy ever since.
43. I *really* like guys that have well-defined abs, although it's not a prerequisite. (i.e. I could and have liked guys who didn't meet that requirement. It's just a nice bonus.)
44. I like boys in boxers, not briefs.
45. I prefer witty guys who can keep me laughing and thinking. That's a definite prerequisite and can usually make up for other stuff they're missing.
46. I think it's hot when guys are gentlemen.
47. I had a KFC Twister almost 2 weeks ago now, and I've been craving one ever since. I think they put something in those things.
48. Well they obviously put *something* in them. I meant something illicit. And addicting.
49. I went to the Exit Music Festival in 2003. Hottest three nights of my life.
50. I'd love to go again.
51. I've never crushed on a guy as badly as I did on B.W. in grade 8.
52. The only 2 Serbian guys I ever dated turned out to be total busts.
53. I have dated a black guy, and it's not true that once you go black you never go back.
54. This list thing is way harder then I thought it'd be.
55. My closet doors are covered in picture collages from summers past.
56. The space above my bed is covered in a picture collage of my high school years.
57. The space above my desk is covered in a picture collage of my week in Cuba last year.
58. I have framed pictures of me with all of my cousins, me and Zeebs, and me and Nelly. I have a baseball that Pauly gave me back in grade 9 or 10.
59. I have the graduation puppy that Nelly gave me when I finished high school, the monkey my sister got me from the ROM, the gorilla I got for Valentine's Day this year, and a ROSI mascot dude sitting on my shelves.
60. I have outfits in my closet that are absolutely adorable that I never ever wear.
61. I like Milwaukee's.
62. I know a male model. :D
63. One time... at band camp...
64. I never actually went to band camp. But my bus has caught on fire before.
65. One time, at Albion Hills, Tim ran into a bird feeder hanging from a tree. It was hilarious.
66. I've had a football and a snowball thrown at my head by the same person in one year... I don't think he likes me too much...
67. One time our football got ran over by a bus. It made a loud sound when it did.
68. The guys I hang out with at school tend to say things like "Dunja, eating again?" and "Dunja, always eating..." and "Dunja, you're so fat" every time they see me eating...
69. Omar and Woo call me Poonja.
70. Omar's real name is Poomar. And Woo's name is funny enough as it is.
71. I like "Pick & Chus" at Cloverdale Mall. I have a hard time walking by it without buying food.
72. If I were a guy or a lesbian, I'd do me.
73. If I didn't have access to the internet on a daily basis, I'd probably go mental. Most of my procrastination tools are on the internet. Various forums, chat programs, and blogs keep me occupied on a daily basis.
74. My mom will be home soon and she's going to yell at me for not cleaning the kitchen (or doing anything for that matter) all day.
75. What she doesn't know is that I woke up at 2pm today. My entire day/night thing is completely off and has been for about a month now.
76. I own three pairs of jeans that I never wear.
77. I'm rarely wrong.
78. I met this Turkish guy on Monday. He seems interesting.
79. I don't like the way I look in pictures.
80. I can't believe I took a day off work to do this.
81. People who bug me *will* hear about it.
82. I'm a firm believer that all it takes for evil to prevail is for good women to sit by and do nothing.
83. I think people should be given a chance. Unfortunately, sometimes I don't follow my own advice.
84. I'm definitely coming out of my "shallow" phase though. So that's good.
85. I can fold my tongue in the shape of a clover leaf.
86. I suck at most card games.
87. I'm not a sore winner. But I don't like losing.
88. I run into things a lot.
89. I run into people I know a lot.
90. I'm not exceptionally good at anything. Except for doing an average job on things last minute. I'm good at that.
91. I don't talk to 99% of the people I knew in high school anymore.
92. This guy, who later became my stand partner in symphony, farted during a math test once. I was the first to laugh.
93. We were pretty good friends after that.
94. I know more guys than girls. And I hang out with guys more often. (Logically.)
95. The girls I do know though, rock.
96. I like to let loose and dance when I go out.
97. I like to let loose and dance when I don't go out. (Usually in my room.)
98. I spent a summer working at Harvey's. It was fun 'cause Zeebs worked nearby, and so did her boyfriend, and so did Christina (who we were all still friends with at the time.) Haha. Aaron was in love with her... or so we said...
99. I only know one rich person. And he doesn't have nearly as many parties as he should in his bigass house.
100. I've known a guy who's head was too big for his body. He's probably the only person I miss talking to from high school. If I saw him on the street, I'd say hi. I might even ask him if he wanted to hang out. Then I'd ask him if he's ever fallen over on account of his head being too big for his body. I think he was an alright guy. People just didn't get him.
This post inspired by Rosey.
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