LOL Is Dead

Welcome to a new era. (I wrote ear the first time, then I had to go back and edit it. If I were Fahad, you'd all think I was welcoming you to an ear. You'd also probably think I was a complete crackhead because I'd be typing as follows: I'll bet you're wondering what I'm typing now, aren't you? Assholes. Oh shit. I was intent on making a bunch of mistakes, but I'm just too good. I haven't made a single typo yet!!! Shitty shitty bang bang. I can't even be Fahad if I try!!! I'm a failure at failing!! In fact... I wear FAILURE PANTS!!!! And I can't even fail properly!... Shut up...)

Anyways, LOL is dead.

"Dunja, look at my knee! Look! Before it goes away!!! Is that normal?" - Sonja
"Yeah." - Dunja
"NO IT ISN'T!!! FEEL! FEEL THE DIFFERENCE!!!" - Sonja
"What the fuck are you talking about?" - Dunja
"Ok, it's normal now." - Sonja
"Idiot." - Dunja
"Hey! Look what I can do!!" (Proceeds smacking her legs together and making a 'plopping' sound. Idiot.) "Plop Plop!" - Sonja
"Moron." - Dunja

Most geniuses are misunderstood.
Here's some of her genius I didn't have trouble understanding: "LOL IS NO MORE! WELCOME TO LLL! LOL'S COUSIN! LAUGHITY LAUGH LAUGH!!! You know you love it..."

And thus, a new era (not ear)... the era of the LLL was born.
The end.