Cognitive and Affective Bases of Attitudes toward Social Groups and Social Policies
I'm getting fat.
And uglier.
And I spent $109.69 on two tops and a bottom today and didn't even flinch because someone had convinced me that was a deal.
The pants don't fit.
Because I'm fat and thought I was a size I am no longer. And will probably never be again.
I like chocolate.
In other news: I hate showering.
This entire business, of today, and getting through it, has got me thinking that if God woke me up tomorrow and offered to turn me into a pig, I'd take it.
The fatter you are, the better. And everyone expects you to be filthy.
And you know what else? I still haven't finished my homework. But my legs hurt, and my eyes hurt, and my head is spinning. I have THREE owies, and no one wants to hear about it.
It's true guys, it's true.
But it's also fine guys. It's fine.
And uglier.
And I spent $109.69 on two tops and a bottom today and didn't even flinch because someone had convinced me that was a deal.
The pants don't fit.
Because I'm fat and thought I was a size I am no longer. And will probably never be again.
I like chocolate.
In other news: I hate showering.
This entire business, of today, and getting through it, has got me thinking that if God woke me up tomorrow and offered to turn me into a pig, I'd take it.
The fatter you are, the better. And everyone expects you to be filthy.
And you know what else? I still haven't finished my homework. But my legs hurt, and my eyes hurt, and my head is spinning. I have THREE owies, and no one wants to hear about it.
It's true guys, it's true.
But it's also fine guys. It's fine.
posted by captain obvious at 10:38 p.m.
11 Comments:
k sowwy babe but that update totally sucked. try again please
freeza
wow someone is cranky!
i'll hear you dunja!
its only because i never see her around anymore
freeza
Walk around sucking in all the time. I do it, and I eat what I want and I look great.
Cheers,
Tomal
Forgot to add in post above...
I suck in, play hockey, swim, snowboard, and skate at least an hour each a week, sometime more. But the sucking in always works.
If that doesn't work, get on a treadmill, Damian thanks me for that comment, cause he can't say it.
Cheers,
Tomal
Oh, I'll say it alright.
I'm on crack. Thanks.
I hate you all. (Except for Roselle, Freeza, and Pauly).
That kinda only leaves Tomal and I...this is horseshit.
Yo.
I'm glad your analytical skills are better then your insults.
I like doing fat chicks. Fat chicks need loving too.
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